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officialsmallcat:

So on the off chance that this will actually work…

We made a gofundme account for Small Cat’s surgery because we really can’t afford it.  So yeah.

Click here the gofundme page for this jerk:

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7 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 380 notes
Tagged as: #signal boost 
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romancndleheart:

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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great now I cant remember the actual lyrics

8 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 70,815 notes
e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

8 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 14,488 notes
hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats



#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

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#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

8 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 290,227 notes
Tagged as: #IM WHEEZING 
fuckyeahlaughters:

awesomephilia:
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

fuckyeahlaughters:

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

8 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 58,576 notes

lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

8 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 47,423 notes
twerk4bieber:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

twerk4bieber:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

8 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 5,137 notes

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

8 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 22,981 notes
Tagged as: #fucking cats 

sirdoctorandhisrose:

synchronoise-ity:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.” 

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8 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 50,653 notes

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

8 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 98,762 notes
viva-la-hetalia:

OMFG EVEN THE MOST MINOR CHARACTERS ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE I AM 500% DONE.

viva-la-hetalia:

OMFG EVEN THE MOST MINOR CHARACTERS ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE I AM 500% DONE.

8 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 324 notes
Tagged as: #basically 

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

8 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 167,029 notes
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