So on the off chance that this will actually work…
We made a gofundme account for Small Cat’s surgery because we really can’t afford it. So yeah.
Click here the gofundme page for this jerk:
ur a rockstar
great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
OMFG EVEN THE MOST MINOR CHARACTERS ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE I AM 500% DONE.
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.