my mirror, my sword, my shield

Hey! wicked here. I'm a 20-year-old English/Secondary Education major in the Chicagoland area of Illinois, USA. I'm into a pretty wide range of things, with music, anime, reading, and writing being the major contributors to my personal entertainment. I'd love to make friends and talk to people on here, so if you're interested, please ask me stuff! Feel free to follow me and check out my stuff! :]

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MSN: turtlegrl91@hotmail.com

Just say "Hi, I'm from tumblr!" and we can chat! :D

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Stuff I've Liked

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youarethebutt:

Going through my files I found this golden beaut.
This was when I had my post limit earlier this year (or last year?) so I...

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My mom had a dream that she was dating two guys and one of those guys was Guy Fieri. 　

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Hey dude in a YOLO shirt smoking a cigarette with your hand down your boxers

You’re cool

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so this just happened on my dash

it was too good to pass up, tumblr

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Who I Stalk

I just randomly had a flash of memory of when I was little—maybe fourth/fifth grade—and my best guy friend had a song called the diarrhea song, and I thought it was the funniest thing ever and I would ask him to sing it. (I had a crush on him, so it was okay ;P)

I don’t really remember the words, but I remember the tune he sang it in, lol. God, I was a weird kid.

sci-fi-fashion:

Fiber-optic clothing from Lumigram

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wanttttt

yazzdonut:

i-o-u-a-fall:

thenextdragonborn:

internet-boy:

my mom asked me if thor was an anime….

loki onii-chan why are you so mean uguu

i-it’s not like i want the throne of asgard or anything… baka…!!

zzzzZZZzz…………….Kids what have I told you………………..

ABOUT THE ODIN SLEEP

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kingcheddarxvii:

A comic about being sad and being sad no matter what because dang it, sometimes you just have to be sad

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somewhere there is a shawarma vendor who does not keep up with popular culture wondering why business is going so fantastically

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pffff

Meanwhile, in American Politics

sanityscraps:

socialistictendencies:

dagseoul:

Mitt Romney has said that Russia is the United States’ biggest adversary.

THE COLD WAR NEVER ENDED

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have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it

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myfeetlitup:

killerqueen-80:

I don’t think the Glee writers have ever been to a graduation.

I’m not sure the Glee writers have ever been to real life.

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sharticles:

Where can I find a male version of me

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2boys1cup:

the only thing i can turn on is my computer

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otter-face:

i sure do wish i had the talent to draw shitty comics with zero effort and get 4000 notes!!!!!!!　

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manosukestoned420:

seriously though how hard is it to put your long ass comics under a read more so people dont have to scroll through that shit

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i am a sad panda because the internet says i’m a slow typer ._.

chrismello:

hello friends,

i use man and dude as neutral terms of affection

and if that upsets any of you please tell me

and i will not do that

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pityfiesta:

overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb:

a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas

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